No Suppressed Feelings
When some Montana residents were asked by the pollsters how their new Federally Mandated health insurance programs were working out compared to their previous health care plan, one said “Fair,” two refused to comment, while two showed their appreciation without uttering a word . . .
Decisions
The guys had cut back on their after work beer for most of the year, trying to save enough money to go to the Super Bowl, but the only tickets available were from the eBay scalpers and they just hadn’t saved enough for tickets and the travel costs. Maybe they could make the NBA finals if they could get tickets early enough. And anyway, the Rams weren’t playing. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Guys Only
The North Central Montana Golf Club was an institution; it had been a “guys only” club for over a century, but it was now facing an uncertain future. Long winters, short summers, dwindling fortunes had all played a part in eating away the club, but now with the courts and Senator Max Baucus demanding the club let women join, the members could only say “Ewe really know how to hurt a guy”. . . . . David, Sf.G.