Barney

Identity Crisis

The girls decided that they were facing an identity crisis– they weren’t blue enough to be left wing or red enough to be right wing, they didn’t like the “Rhino” tag at all or being associated with a children’s program’s  squishy, fuzzy dinosaur, and they weren’t interested in promoting the Prince “Purple Rain” CD.  Maybe they could start a reality show and be the Kardashians of the flower world–famous for being famous . . .

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No Special Reason

Kammi loved purple, but she wished everybody didn’t try to associate that beautiful color with something she had no interest in.  A good start would be just not having anyone ask, “And how is Mr. Barney today?”. . .

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Wrong Color

Lionel wasn’t blue politically, and he wasn’t red, but that didn’t mean he was a hybrid–some of both.  In fact, he kinda’ liked Worf, from Star Trek, with maybe Barney (Purple Barney from Sesame Street, not Barney Frank) as Worf’s running mate.  Maybe Miley Cyrus as Secretary of State and Lady Gaga as Secretary of Defense  . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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