bullfrog

While at a family gathering, John’s sister asked about the big bumps on his head, but his father said every bullfrog has them.  His brother suggested that after a night with the boys and a few too many beers he had just jumped too high and hit the bottom of the bridge.  The uncle Huey, the conspiracy theorist, told everyone that while John had been intoxicated, they (either aliens or the KGB) had put a chip in his head and now could read all his thoughts and program some of their own in, so be careful . . . .  David, Sf.G.