While at a family gathering, John’s sister asked about the big bumps on his head, but his father said every bullfrog has them. His brother suggested that after a night with the boys and a few too many beers he had just jumped too high and hit the bottom of the bridge. The uncle Huey, the conspiracy theorist, told everyone that while John had been intoxicated, they (either aliens or the KGB) had put a chip in his head and now could read all his thoughts and program some of their own in, so be careful . . . . David, Sf.G.
The Night They Put the Chip in his Head
By |April 1st, 2013|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: aliens, Boys' night out, Bullfrog, KGB|Comments Off on The Night They Put the Chip in his Head
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About the Author: David Mortenson
I'm David Mortenson. I've traveled widely in my business and frequently photo-documented various business projects. I have been fortunate in being able to photograph nature, culture, interesting architecture and the like while abroad in Europe and Asia and across the Americas. As you'll see in looking at Another Good Reason, nature is my favorite subject, be it flowers, bees, birds, spiders, snakes, or bears. I'm also fascinated by patterns, man-made or natural, and doors. You will see all of these subjects in these photo-cartoons, as well as interesting and beautiful architecture and landscapes. While beautiful is also interesting, some interesting things may not always be beautiful, while still being photo-worthy.
The basic concept for Another Good Reason is a photograph--beautiful and/or interesting--with a short, 2 or 3 line story with quirky humor not unlike Gary Larsen's "The Far Side". Often the flower, bird, or other subject of the photo will have a funny story to tell or a problem to solve. The goal is to entertain without negatively targeting any ethnic group, religion, political party, or nationality. Public figures, however, are fair game. Lady GaGa, Al Gore, or anyone in the headlines has or will have a story about them.
There's a wide variety of excellent photography equipment out there, but I've been a Nikon photographer for years because of their sharp, crisp lenses and "bulletproof" gear.
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