Cold Shoulder
Tired of the creepy guy always haranguing her to look at strange YouTube videos, Zenvo decided to give the guy the cold shoulder–She wished he was more observant–it was getting cold out here . . .
Full Body Scan
Kermit (pictured), for privacy reasons, had been hesitant to submit to the full body scan; his friends told him that, in spite of promises from TSA that the images would be quickly destroyed and never shared or made public, Kermit would be on You Tube in minutes. And thus, Kermit, famous Sesame Street legend, was not at all surprised when minutes after landing at his destination he was texted with a link to YouTube featuring–yup, good ol’ Kermit in full color. His only question was, what would Lady Gaga have done?
Tango, Not Tangle
Guido, like many New Yorkers, thought communication was talking and didn’t give much thought to the listening part. As a result, he thought his girlfriend had said “tangle,” not “Tango,” when suggesting dance lessons. Turns out she thought real lessons, not YouTube videos, might be helpful as well . . .
Unauthorized Photos
The White House Press Office and the Secret Service were livid; they had no idea how someone had gotten a camera into the President’s suite in his Hawaiian hotel room that the wags called the Hawaiian White House. Some stinking paparazzi must have bribed a maid, and now, photos of the president getting out of the shower had gone viral on YouTube. Some wondered if it was revenge by Angela Merkel of Germany for the NSA tapping her phone . . .