Two of a Kind
Shirley (right) and Shelley (left) were puzzled; everybody said they were identical twins. Surely they could see that Shelly’s tail was a full 3/4″ longer than Shirley’s, couldn’t they . . .?
Twins
Willi Jo had thought having twins would be easier; they would play with each other, taking some of the load off, but the reality was they were three times the work . . .
Double Trouble
Everyone told JoAnn that twins were a double blessing. After both had Whooping Cough at the same time, then both getting into poison ivy, then getting expelled from kindergarten fot trying to do Old MacDonald had a farm by passing gas (in two part harmony) for show and tell, she thought twins were not the blessing she had hoped for. . . . . David, Sf.G.