Where Are the Kardashians?
As Erica put away her “bling,” she couldn’t help but wonder what happened to the Kardashians. They hadn’t been on a tabloid cover for, like, months–had they become un-famous for being famous . . .?
Enough Already
For months on end, Bubba’s girlfriend had talked non-stop about the campaigns of endless politicians–and she had firm opinions on all of them. He thought with the election over, there might be a little peace and quiet, but no, now she moved into the tabloid world of actors and actresses, musicians, who knows who they all were. He just wanted some quiet . . .
Tabloid Turnoff
Janine was beginning to think her mother either had early onset Alzheimer’s or was just plain wacko. Her mother claimed, and swore it was true (you know the major papers don’t lie), that tabloids claimed Condoleeza Rice was converting to Islam along with President Obama, and after the conversions, she was becoming his second wife and working for ACORN doing community organizing. As soon as the FBI released the paparazzis’ camera memory cards, there would be photographic proof–provided the photos didn’t implicate Michael Jackson or Elvis. . . . . David, Sf.G.