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When a visiting group of Silicon Valley moguls and mavens asked if they could buy the middle fork of the Flathead River so they could irrigate their golf courses, Montanans were amazingly unified in their "Not no, but heck no . . .!"
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Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred. Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue . . ."
