The guys knew they weren’t all that bright; they never claimed to be Rhodes scholars, and  they didn’t mind (much)  being called “birdbrain” or “pinhead” (after all, their heads were pretty small, and their beaks ended in a narrow point), but they objected to being called the Three Stooges.  Who was going to be Larry, who was going to be Curly and who was going to be Moe?  They couldn’t remember what they had for breakfast; how were they going to remember those names?. . . .  David, Sf.G.