The president said the California wildfires were caused by California’s poor forestry practices and permitting medical marijuana to be grown on federal forest land. California said it was Washington’s failure to provide proper forest service funding. In the mean time, Montana was living with smoky sunsets and sunrises because of the California wild fires. Iowa and Rhode Island claimed they had no dog in this fight . . .
While there were no fisticuffs or martial arts activity between them, Presidents Trump and Putin’s meeting in Helsinki didn’t end with blue skies . . .
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, ever on the lookout to find fault with the President and his family, had to call a press conference to criticize the first lady’s new gown as “Too white”
Clarence felt disenfranchised–In his State of The Union address, the President didn’t mention anything about bovine rights reform, and the opposition did nothing to call him on it . . .
Kenny was uncertain why the President’s Tweets got so much attention–he and his family had been tweeting for years . . .
President Trump suggested that the cars flooded by Hurricanes Harvey and Irma be sent to ISIS–they’d spend years trying to get them running–some might even become mechanics . . .
