Problem Solved
Bobby Jim, a Texas resident who lived just outside Houston, kept hearing promises about a fix for oil shortages. In typical Texas tradition, he took action in his back yard–problem solved . . .
Low Bidder
Horatio had gotten his Masters degree in petroleum engineering from the University of Phoenix (on line) and, like the wildcatters of old, found what he thought should be a great oil well prospect and asked for bids to drill. He was beginning to think taking the lowest bidder may not have been the best choice . . . . David, Sf.G.