As the darkness loomed and the fog began to roll into the forest primeval, Hansel and Grethel began to wish they hadn’t relied on the bread crumbs to find their way home. First, their cell phone GPS was much more accurate, and second, with no McDonald’s in sight, the crumbs could have made a meal, even if not a nutritionally balanced one . . .
When the girls heard that McDonalds was again offering the McRib sandwich, suddenly eating snails, tadpoles, and minnows didn’t sound so good, All that was heard from their neighbors was a hearty “Up, Up, and away to Mickey D’s” . . . . David, Sf.G.
“Life in the Punjab is good,” reflected the girls one morning. “The grass is green, the shade is cool, and McDonald’s only serves Chicken or Veggie burgers” . . . . . David, Sf.G.
