DNA Test
Albert was quite surprised–he had sent a DNA sample to Ancestry.com to find out who he was, and he was quite surprised to find he was 3% Cambodian, 11% Nigerian, and the rest Texican. No Musk Ox or Moose . . .
No Help
After hearing all three acrimonious debates, Lester still couldn’t figure out which candidate was going to do anything for cows except milk them or eat them . . .
Freckles
Roy hated being called “Freckles;” he considered them beauty spots. His wife said it was better than “Feckless . . .”