With the high popularity in Texas for an open carry law for handguns, E-Man thought it was time that they should also approve an open carry law for fish. Carrying them concealed was just so messy and stinky, especially in summer, so to drive home his point, he begins all interviews and photo-ops by kissing a fish.
Ezzy knew her husband, E-Man, used to watch some fishing show where the host released every bass he caught, but not until hi kissed it (or seemed to kiss it). When E-Man begin kissing fish, she thought it a little strange, but she really got concerned–thought he’d gone overboard–when he kissed sharks. Not only did his breath smell “sharky,” but what if the shark wasn’t really dead and bit his lip or nose? How would she explain that to the neighbors . . . .? David, Sf.G.
