Dancing With the Stars
Ruthy (pictured) was over the top ecstatic; she had been accepted for Dancing With The Stars in a December Holiday showing. She had asked that her partner be Jonny Depp or Tom Cruise, or as a third choice, Matt Smith of The Crown, which shows on BBC. She had to remember that dancing with eight legs was going to complicate things. Most importantly, this was not mating, so she was not to eat her partner when the dance was done, right there on National TV . . .