J.J. Watt Goes Into a Bar
J. J. Watt (giant blond Texans star) goes into a bar with a big parrot on his shoulder. “Where did you get him?” asks the bartender.
“Wisconsin,” said the parrot . . .
Skinny Legs
Eddy had to face it: he had skinny legs. No matter what he did–hundreds of reps on the leg press, high protein drinks, squats, or jogging miles on the beach–he was never going to have legs like the NFL linebackers or like J. J. Watt . . . . David, Sf.G.