Soap and Water
Siegfried’s (right) girl dumped him, citing personal hygiene (or lack of it) as the reason. Just swimming isn’t enough, she said, a little soap and scrubbing were needed . . .
Snuffy The Wonder Dog had taken his mother’s concern for personal hygiene seriously. “Never forget to wash behind your ears,” she had drummed into him. Now that he had children of his own, he felt it only right to set a good example. . . . . David, Sf.G.