Hurricane Harvey

  • With  possible storm-caused  flooding conditions, the Governor had declared mandatory evacuation, but he hadn't offered a good idea as to where 5,000,000 evacuated people should stay . . .

No Vacancy

By |August 19th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Natural Disasters|Tags: , |Comments Off on No Vacancy

Fired

Lenny (not pictured) called his wife Lucy (also not pictured), who everybody agreed was the brains of the outfit, to ask if she had any ideas on getting some FEMA money to start a business. The last of the debris from his Hurricane Harvey job had been collected, and as he told it, both the debris and he had been fired . . .

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Homeless

After Hurricane Harvey left many homes badly damaged or wrecked; the demand for housing made anything with a roof look good . . .

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ISIS Project

President Trump suggested that the cars flooded by Hurricanes Harvey and Irma be sent to ISIS–they’d spend years trying to get them running–some might even become mechanics . . .

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Wing Damage

Howard’s Windstorm insurance adjuster said that sadly, his windstorm policy didn’t cover wing damage, he should have gotten a wing damage rider . . .

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Empty Nest Syndrome

After Hurricane Harvey, Lynnette’s windstorm and flood insurance denied her claim, said she just had “empty nest” syndrome.  FEMA offered a blue tarp and a case of water . . .

By |September 24th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Flowers, Natural Disasters|Tags: , |Comments Off on Empty Nest Syndrome