Lip Sunblock
When Kyle’s girl friend told him the white sunblock made his lips look funny, he said, “It prevents sunburn”–turns out he was right . . .
Graffiti
Gladys was frustrated; the graffiti artist had struck for the third time, and the police would do nothing. “Just stay a little further from the highway and avoid the loading chute,” they said. Spray paint graffiti was bad enough; it would eventually wear off or wash out, but when they used the branding iron, it never went away, and the stink from that burning hair lasted for days. And what if the paparazzi heard about this? . . . . . David, Sf.G.