Just Over the Hill
When the Jones family (from Iowa) asked the Ranger where they might see bighorn sheep or mountain goats, he replied “Just over the hill.” They figured “hill” must be a matter of context . . .
Hard Rock Concert
When Daniel heard about the Glacier Park Hard Rock Concert he was intrigued by the acoustics potential. He was concerned there could be power availability problems for the amps and lights, though . . .
The Rocks Are Leaking
The Jones family, from Kansas, wanted their three year old, Henry, to see the mountains in Glacier Park. When Henry saw the glacial melt stream, he said, “Look Dad, the rocks are leaking!” His mom, having just heard the news, thought “Just Like Washington DC . . .”
Sheep and Goats
When William read in the Bible about separating the sheep from the goats, he wondered if that included mountain goats or just those pesky little trash eaters from outside the park . . .
Wrong Kid Rock
Turns out they had booked the wrong Kid Rock; this one couldn’t do a concert in Nebraska . . .
Goat Party
Though slow, Hubert was glad to see the Goat Party was growing; it was now up to three. They weren’t sure who to back yet, but they were pretty sure it wouldn’t be Kim Jong Un . . .