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Virginia was determined not to have a political or religious argument during the so-called holidays. It was going to be steep going . . .
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Irwin (not pictured) had been applying for a job at the park since high school--he told them he would even work part time--but never seemed to get hired, even though others did. For some reason, he was pretty sure they were stonewalling him . . .
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Chucky was tired of being overlooked in Glacier Park, where the moose, bears, elk, deer, goats and sheep all got top billing for their image on T-shirts. His lawyer proposed a Federal discrimination suit . . .
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When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral. BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"
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Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred. Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue . . ."
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As the forest fire raged, the park rangers were pretty sure someone had not obeyed the no smoking signs . . .
