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Robert (his friends called him Bobby Boy) was on a tear--McDonald's only offered the McRib a couple of times a year, and they've never offered a little guy size. How was Robert supposed to carry away a sandwich that weighed twice what he did? He decided to initiate an internet protest and write his congress individual (he was careful to avoid gender-bias . . .)
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Brian--a Kestrel, thank you very much--was a little miffed when he was called a sparrow hawk. He never ate sparrows and didn't know anyone who did. They didn't look like they would taste good at all . . .
Looking Back
Looking back, Robyn couldn’t remember a more contentious, divisive, and polarized election. It almost made him want to go back to TV commercials promoting weekly sitcoms . . .