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Billie and Twyla Sue were convinced they had invented a new sport--Neck Wrestling--and hoped to get ESPN interested. The only drawback was it didn't work very well for cardinals or sparrows . . .
Don’t Let It Bug You
Igor and Jose were wrestlers: Igor (top) was known as “The Yellow Peril” and Jose (bottom) went by the title “The Rainbow Avenger”. After a recent appearance on one of the ESPN channels featuring the new sport of insect wrestling, they were inundated with e-mails claiming that wrestling–whether insect, mud wrestling, or any other type of wrestling–was fake. “Don’t let it bug you,” said their coach; “the girls still like you, and the checks seem to be clearing . . .”