Droid

Wrong Address

Rhonda had been using her Droid handheld and typing with her thumbs as she drove.  The note to her now-former cheating, scumbag, lying boyfriend had been quite graphic in discussing what she would like to do to him if and when they ever  met again.  Unfortunately, she had inadvertently addressed the nastygram to the director of the CIA instead of the cheating boyfriend, and was suddenly surrounded by FBI agents asking some very personal and probing  questions . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |November 12th, 2012|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Wrong Address

No Party

 

Michelle (third from left, 14th row) had gotten the tweet on her new Droid phone saying there was a party downtown, but it turned out to be just another “Occupy” gathering, and what was more, Jon (third from left, 15th row) kept using the dumbest pick up lines she had ever heard.  She was now wishing that she had taken time to download the “Get lost, jerk” app to her Droid. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |June 4th, 2012|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on No Party