cosmetic surgery

  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage

Ear Job

Kammi had always wanted to be a Jackrabbit, but she didn’t have the ears.  When she heard that humans got “nose jobs” and other “jobs” to enhance certain body parts, she wondered if she should live the dream and get an “Ear Job . . .”

By |June 1st, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Ear Job

Unintended Consequence

True, the collagen treatment had given Linda Lou big bee-stung looking lips, but she also had begun to notice some other less desirable effects the clinic had not mentioned before the treatments begun . . .

By |April 6th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Glamor|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unintended Consequence

Face Lift, Sort Of . . .

With doctors able to transplant corneas, hearts, and other major organs, and do cosmetic and facial reconstructive surgery, Eloise was very unhappy to learn the docs couldn’t do a cat face transplant so she could be the next new super hero film star . . .

By |March 8th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Health, Pop culture|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Face Lift, Sort Of . . .

Forever Young

Wayne had thought it terribly unfair that only big time personalities like Cher and Michael Jackson could afford the cost of extensive cosmetic surgery and Botox  to keep looking young. Then he found a Botox at Home kit on line that he could administer himself.  He did end up with much  smoother skin, but wondered if perhaps he had injected just a bit more than was actually needed  . . . . . David, Sf.G.

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