Michelle (third from left, 14th row) had gotten the tweet on her new Droid phone saying there was a party downtown, but it turned out to be just another “Occupy” gathering, and what was more, Jon (third from left, 15th row) kept using the dumbest pick up lines she had ever heard.  She was now wishing that she had taken time to download the “Get lost, jerk” app to her Droid. . . . .  David, Sf.G.