New “Do”
Joel was confident now–this killer new “do” would make him an irresistible chick magnet . . .
Shy
KiKi just loved her frilly wedding dress, but she was more than just a little shy and unsure of herself in public . . .
Inconceivable!
When Gilbert (The Fluffy One) heard on Oprah that the human females preened and got all spiffy looking to attract the males, all he could say was “Inconceivable . . .!”
Windy
Mating season was short, thought Brandi, and you had to look your best to find the right guy. That wind just wasn’t helping . . .
Mine’s Bigger
As happens when guys get together and the bragging starts, one of them is going to claim “Mine’s bigger . . .”
Mine’s Bigger
Like a lot of guys after a few post game beers, Jimmy couldn’t help but brag–“Mine’s bigger than yours is . . .”