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Being a Ted Nugent fan and not wanting her AK47 confiscated, Bonnie was thinking she may be leaning to the right . . .
Misheard
Myron had listened to Rush Limbaugh for years but got really excited when he thought he heard Rush say the second amendment to the constitution provided for arming bears. “Well,” thought Myron, “It may be for the best I got that wrong; after all, without opposable thumbs, holding a Glock either to shoot or just reload would be difficult”. . . . . . David, Sf.G.