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Randy hated this time of the year; the ticks were everywhere. Unlike the cattle egrets who ate ticks, Randy didn't; in fact he didn't even have a good beak for getting rid of them . . .
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Bill was offered big money to do toothpaste commercials--he declined. The last gators he saw on TV were in the Swamp People shows, and those gators went from sparkly teeth to suitcases, boots, and purses . . .
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Brian--a Kestrel, thank you very much--was a little miffed when he was called a sparrow hawk. He never ate sparrows and didn't know anyone who did. They didn't look like they would taste good at all . . .
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Henry, reading 20th century history, stumbled onto Joseph McCarthy and his famous Red Baiter hunt for Communists in the 1950's. He wondered what Joe would have thought of him . . .
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