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Jimmy's wife didn't care if it was cheap--a real bargain--it was not the hair dryer she was looking for . . .
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Everyone knows that rattlesnakes shed their skin from time to time and are expected to grow new rattles afterward. James (not pictured), after radiation treatments for skin cancer, hadn't been able to grow rattles & didn't feel like much of a specimen; then he found an Internet web site that offered replacement rattles, and better yet, they were certified organic . . .
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Emily (pictured in green) had doubted the pushy sales girl's pitch: "You will look younger longer if you use this skin care product regularly." It was hard, though, to argue with results; clearly she had aged more slowly than her contemporaries . . .
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Hubert, a newby in his first time in state politics, heard he was being called "Green". He didn't know if the stinking paparazzi thought he was just inexperienced or that he had bought into the "New Green Deal . . ."
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The turtles--the real turtles--were suing the turtle doves for trademark infringement. Turtles, not some silly bird, had the name first and adding it to some flighty creature without a shell was demeaning . . .
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