Fish kissing

Ezzy knew her husband, E-Man, used to watch some fishing show where the host released every bass he caught, but not until hi kissed it (or seemed to kiss it).  When E-Man begin kissing fish, she thought it a little strange, but she really got concerned–thought he’d gone overboard–when he kissed sharks. Not only did his breath smell “sharky,” but what if the shark wasn’t really dead and bit his lip or nose? How would she explain that to the neighbors . . . .?  David, Sf.G.