Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .
Don’t Play on the Roof
It was hard, but Hans’ mom had laid down the law–he couldn’t play with Wolfgang, who played on the roof, nude. What would the neighbors say . . . ?
Not Cerebral
David had been told it was outside work, and though not cerebral, he would have to use his head. While not the career he had hoped for, it was steady work in otherwise difficult times
Doesn’t She Get Cold?
Little Tina, while visiting Barcelona, thought all the statues were really cool but asked her mother, “Don’t they get cold in the winter, and doesn’t the pretty lady’s arm get tired holding up that ship all the time?”
Everybody Must Get Stoned
While looking through some photographs of Bob Dylan and his little-known secret trip to India and Nek Chand’s Rock Garden, Joan Baez found what she believed was the inspiration for Bob’s famous 60’s song “Everybody Must Get Stoned” . . .
Clear Instructions
Neepa (pictured, lower right) for once had felt like things were going her way after graduating from University and landing a job with the Department of Historical Sites; she had been told to report to the site pictured above, and she would find clear instructions. The instructions didn’t seem as clear as had been promised.