Mosquito Control
For some reason, Dan was having a hard time selling the State patrolman on the concept that he was fogging for mosquitoes . . .
New Glasses
Jacques really resented his wife always telling him what to do; this time it was see the eye doctor and get new glasses. Now, though, he began to think she might be right–it seemed his depth perception wasn’t what it had been.
“That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things!”
When she showed him the results of his partying with the boys, Jack’s wife added, “That’s why we can’t have nice things . . .”
A New Ride for Bernie
To downplay the public’s perception of Bernie Sanders as a curmudgeon, his staff suggested he consider a new ride . . .
Hindsight
Haroon had heard that hindsight was 20/20, but he thought it might be overrated in some cases. . .
I Fought the Law
Every time Dan finished a race without a wreck he couldn’t help himself; he had to sing a couple of bars of “I Fought The Law (of gravity), and I Won . . .”