Don’t Play on the Roof
It was hard, but Hans’ mom had laid down the law–he couldn’t play with Wolfgang, who played on the roof, nude. What would the neighbors say . . . ?
Doesn’t She Get Cold?
Little Tina, while visiting Barcelona, thought all the statues were really cool but asked her mother, “Don’t they get cold in the winter, and doesn’t the pretty lady’s arm get tired holding up that ship all the time?”
On Tilt
Chuck didn’t know if it was too much sun or too much beer, but suddenly his world was on tilt . . .
Red Hat
Henri, a spy was told he had a new partner, but the only description given him was she has a red hat. Turns out that was enough . . .
Cheap Flights
The flight (of fancy?) was fun, though you really didn’t go anywhere, but hey, it was cheap and everybody got both an aisle and a window seat, and you didn’t have to put up your tray table and seat back for landing. Sadly, there were no frequent flyer miles to be had . . .
Time Machine
After working on his time machine for years, it still seemed to run on the same time ordinary clocks ran; no jumps into the future, no visiting the past. George wondered if the problem was that he hadn’t taken into account that maybe time was metric, not American . . .