No Soap
When the county water quality board caught Geneva using bubble bath, not only did they ticket her, but they also reported her to the State people and the US FDA. They suggested she just go through the car wash . . .
New Shoes (Choos)
When Evelyn told her BFF Twyla Sue she was saving up to buy a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, her BFF told her she was more likely to be a pair of Jimmy Choos than to wear them. Expensive cowboy boots were another possibility . . .
Turtle Blues
As Kenny felt the weight and the burden of his student loans, he was reminded of the old Janis Joplin song, “Turtle Blues . . .”
Lose the Goth Look
Boudreaux (pictured) just couldn’t find that soul mate he had been looking for all these years; maybe everyone was right, and he had to lose the black, Goth look. That’s what both his psychiatrist and his mother told him. He liked to think of himself as an individualist, but he felt like he was swimming upstream–maybe something in green and a Mohawk.
Rustic
The cabin Tony had rented was described as “Rustic”. He wasn’t sure that adequately described the toilet facilities . . .
Budget Cuts
Sadly, the new tax overhaul bill cut funding for Jim’s department, the Secretary of Reptile Affairs. He had been perfect: cold blooded, able to change directions quickly and silently, and he had a forked tongue . . .