Lounge Lizard
While consulting with his on line counselor at the University of Phoenix (On Line), it turned out that the only musical program available to Henry was Lounge Lizard (certified).
Rejects
Hearing that local girls and diversity were strong points when selecting the new members for the Texans Cheerleaders squad, Twyla Sue and Mindi had tried out and been hopeful–sadly, they didn’t make the cut . . .
Dental Hygiene
Dennis had finally had his braces removed, his teeth were straight and cleaned, and he was hoping that the dentist’s prediction that he would be a chick magnet was true . . .
On the Run
Ever since his ex-wife heard that Justin had gotten a new, better paying job, she had her lawyer trying to get him served and into court for what she thought was her slice of the new big money. He’d gotten pretty good at hiding. . .
Biting the Hand
Gus, a PETA advocate, thought if he just fed the gator, it would see he was on the side of all animals, including gators. The gator’s response was more like that of a divorce lawyer, a politician, or a bad tempered pit bull.
Free Agent
J. R. had been drafted by the Broncos but cut from the roster after only a year. He was now a Free Agent and hoped to get on with the Texans. The Broncos had said that even for a lineman he was big and he was quick, but with those short legs he just wasn’t tall enough . . .