Take the Waters
When Jim told his cousin Kathy he came to “Take the waters,” she couldn’t help but wonder, “Take them where . . .?”
Safe From Reptiles
Johnny, from Texas and not used to the cold, in spite of global warming, was comforted by the low incidence of alligator and water moccasin attacks here in Alaska . . .
Float Like a Butterfly
When Josh told his dad about being bullied, his dad said be like Ali–Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Yeah, sure, dad . . .
Dancing With the Stars
When David got his acceptance letter for Dancing With The Stars, it hadn’t mentioned that the stars were from the Swamp People TV show . . .
Doubts
Donna saw the little red light on the “Self Flushing Toilet” that said “Not A Camera,” but with Snapchat and the rest, she had her doubts . . .
Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness
Jesse was hoping for a quick appointment as Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness. She was backed by PETA–good–but worried about her Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton backing . . .