Sheila (pictured) had been a Texas congresswoman for three terms and was getting ready to settle in for her fourth term, but she was concerned by an unusually close race; in fact, she was nearly unseated by a write in candidate that didn't represent either party that anybody had ever heard of before. Her concern was the mantra picked up by the pundits and the political blogs saying that her voting record had been spottier than her white and brown coat, and the longhorn thing was just plain reaching . . .