Political Capital
The conservative radio talk show hosts found it hard to believe, but yes, there was an eBay offering selling “Political Capital” and it was guaranteed to be as good as any politician’s promise.
Global Warming
While burning copies of “non classified” emails “that didn’t exist,” Hillary was surprised by Bernie, who now accused her of contributing to global warming . . .
Leaning Left
When a Trump supporter said Donald is leaning to the right, his buddy said not if you are seeing it from the audience . . .
Person of Color
Clarissa, often accused of being too literal, took issue when she was not included as a “Person of color” by the Government or the media . . .
Getting Her Feet Wet
Glenda’s mentor had suggested that she get her feet wet and run for city council or county commissioner before going into national politics. While not an immigration activist, she strongly opposed any restrictions on avian migration.
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In spite of global warming, a cold snap in New York had frozen Niagara Falls solid. To investigate the problem, Al Gore decided to look into the problem personally; what could possibly go wrong?