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For the most part, Jim Bob had really enjoyed his trip to Eastern Europe, but he was feeling a little homesick; it was hard to find a good catfish and crawdad "seafood" house around here. You couldn't even get good chicken fried steak. He thought about catching some catfish himself and frying them up, but that glacier-fed lake looked a little too cold for the catfish he was familiar with . . .
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AirBnB listed the Arizona stone house rental as an ideal place to practice nuclear war survival or perhaps a zombie apocalypse hideout. No cable or swimming pool was included . . .
Changing Clothes
The old live oaks never changed color or lost their leaves, so they made fun of the Cypress girls who did. The Cypress girls replied that they they got to change clothes every year–twice–“Too bad, you one color losers . . . !”
“Yikes!”
The president said the California wildfires were caused by California’s poor forestry practices and permitting medical marijuana to be grown on federal forest land. California said it was Washington’s failure to provide proper forest service funding. In the mean time, Montana was living with smoky sunsets and sunrises because of the California wild fires. Iowa and Rhode Island claimed they had no dog in this fight . . .
Unclear
With the election over, many of the candidates’ staffers found that they were unclear as what to do now . . .
