In Ferguson MO, the protest agitators had warned the citizens to observe the 5 second rule: Don’t eat anything that’s been dropped and stays on the ground for more than 5 seconds. Since much of the produce grew in or on the ground, and other veggies may have been on the ground while harvesting, the veggie stall owner escaped the wrath of the protesters . . . there wasn’t much of a building to burn anyway, and how do you get lettuce to burn?
A newly rich Indian software genius had always loved the Three Stooges films, and acquired the Indian right for the series, using Indian actors. The actors, while handsome and elegant, seemed as much like the Stooges in real life as on the script . . .
When filing her application for a U S residence visa, Neepa put “sacred cow” in the occupation box. She quickly got a rejection notice with a note that said between politicians on both sides of the aisle, special interest groups, lobbyists and mainstream religious groups, they had plenty of sacred cows, thank you . . .
While the boys were not uninterested in the outcome of the World Cup, football wasn’t their first concern; after all, it just wasn’t “Cricket . . .”
Prior to visiting India, Rufus had always thought the concept of being a vegetarian a little boring–no chicken wings, no burgers, no bacon–but after a trip to the market he thought maybe he was going to reevaluate . . .
Trying to fix the problems caused by the disastrous rollout of the new healthcare website, the contractors–under the gun–left no stone unturned, and any and all help was appreciated, though they were expecting a little flack from PETA . . . . David, Sf.G.
