I’d Walk a Mile for a Camel
When Sufi saw the old advertisement for cigarettes that said “I’d walk a mile for a Camel,” she wondered how she could find that guy–she’d let him do one of her miles . . .
A-Doorable-You.com
Bixxy May found out that if you wanted a door that made a statement, there was only one place to go–A-Doorable-You.com . . .
Lingering Doubts
Sunir and Neepa finally had the expensive in vitro process done; they had a son, but had lingering doubts about a possible mix-up at the clinic . . .
EPA Blues
The EPA nearly shut him down: a penalty and tax on cow flatulence, a fine for no manure disposal permit, and more. Hopefully the new Trump EPA guy would lighten up . . .
Overqualified
Jerome, a poly-sci graduate, had applied at the Washington Post for a job as political reporter but was rejected–he was overqualified . . .
Political Capital
The conservative radio talk show hosts found it hard to believe, but yes, there was an eBay offering selling “Political Capital” and it was guaranteed to be as good as any politician’s promise.