Can’t Eat for Laughing
Suzy loved the Chinese Silk Flower nectar, but the wispy flower tickled her belly so bad she was heard telling her friends, “It’s delicious, but I can’t hardly eat for laughing . . .”
Tax Blues
Even though the girl band (The Fabulous Blues Babes) was working for tips at the coffee house, their accountant said “Chump change” is still taxable . . .
Short Fat Guy
Try as he might–diet, exercise, the gym, paddle boarding–Dennis was still a short fat guy, and yes, he was a little prickly about it . . .
Too Friendly
Maybe it was a by-product from binge watching insect horror films featuring Venus Fly Traps all night, but Roosevelt thought this flower was just a little too inviting . . .
Moving Ahead
Chloe, wanting to make the move from sunflower to something better–at least a bird, if not an entry grade data processor–was troubled that she couldn’t find the evolution homepage or even a Facebook page so she could apply for an evolutionary upgrade . . .
Black Ops Project
Unknown to the public, a Congress-mandated “Black Ops Project” had been funded to convert flowers to secret radar dishes to track the flood of drones operating and to sort out the harmless hobbyists from terrorists . . .