Michelle (third from left, 14th row) had gotten the tweet on her new Droid phone saying there was a party downtown, but it turned out to be just another “Occupy” gathering, and what was more, Jon (third from left, 15th row) kept using the dumbest pick up lines she had ever heard. She was now wishing that she had taken time to download the “Get lost, jerk” app to her Droid. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Everyone said her brown eyes were lovely, but Christie longed to have those icy blue eyes the blond-headed stars on TV had; maybe blue contacts. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Annette (pictured, 25th row, 7th from left) had gotten in line before 5 AM at the local Wal-Mart to get one of the new Barbie Lady Gaga dolls for her daughter; she had no idea that the demand would be this high. The question was who was Barbie’s “companion” doll–the new Ken–going to be . . . Al Gore or Justin Timberlake?. . . . . David, Sf.G.