Mouth Wash?
Lana was watching a mouthwash commercial during a Rizzoli & Isles episode, and got to thinking; her boyfriend Floyd hadn’t called or come over in some time. Maybe she needed to change her mouthwash. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Delicate Skin
Greta (her friends called her “Whitey”) chided herself–she knew better; she had an advanced degree in dermatology from the University of Phoenix (on line). There is no way she should get this much sun without at least SPF30 UVA and UVB sunblock. But for the moment, the warmth just felt so good . . . . David, Sf.G.
Not Quite Ready
Anika had always thought promptness a virtue until she met her new boyfriend, Sigmund, who went beyond prompt and arrived everywhere 20 minutes early. As a result, the doorbell was ringing just as she stepped from the shower. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Out Standing in her Field
RoseAnne (pictured, in blue, center) had gotten an advanced degree, graduated with honors from the University of Phoenix (on line), and was considered to be outstanding in her field, but she felt like she just didn’t fit in. Sometimes being a loner wasn’t so bad, but often, she missed the social interaction. One of her friends over lunch one day said, “Just ask what would Lady Gaga do?” but RoseAnne thought it would be easier to ask, “What wouldn’t she do?”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Chloe, Lucy, Ginger, and Twyla Sue were pretty sure that guys were watching too much reality television, especially the bachelor -type programs; it seemed as though all of the guys they had dated recently got all serious right from the get-go. The girls didn’t want to talk about the color of the future nursery, or trading in the Corvette for a minivan, they just wanted to have a good time and see if the chemistry was there. . . And if the reality show guys were bad, the speed dating guys were worse. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Pre-Unfriended
Jill (left, 2nd from bottom) was growing quite alarmed; after twittering and posting on her FaceBook account that she thought Justin Bieber was a stupid little twit for getting two tattoos and then bragging about it, she suddenly started getting E-mails saying “Fool, Justin is cool,” and from complete strangers, notices saying she had been pre-unfriended. . . . . David, Sf.G.