The girls (pictured, Lynn, Bryn, Gwen, Jen, and Natasha Sue) were thrilled to have been invited to Europe as part of a touring American dance troupe, but they grew somewhat concerned with the choreographer’s insistence that they dance to “The Blue Danube” while actually standing in the Danube River.
Billy had tried to tell his little brother Herby you can’t bite your pop tart to look like a gun at school, even if you’re pretending it’s only supposed to be an air pistol . . .
All of the worker bees were female, but unable to produce anything but honey for that fat queen and the skinny little males. Ellen wondered if she could initiate a class action suit . . .
Lily, Rose, Daisy, and Honeysuckle, the Fabulous Spider Lilies, had gotten to the finals on “American Idol,” only to be knocked out of the running by a guy that sang “Unchained Melody” while juggling three turtles and tap dancing. “Cheap parlor tricks,” said the girls, as Simon and the crew sent them packing . . .
Sylvia (pictured) was by genus a winecup but she thought her deep red wine color misleading; she was really a Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc kind of girl.
Ellen had been disturbed about the white growths–her doctor told her it was just part of getting older–get a nose hair clipper if they bothered her . . .
