domestic animals

Bullish

“Li’l Red” listened to the big guys talk about the stock market, terms like equity, dividends,  capitol growth, and Bullish and Bearish.  “Li’l Red,” against all odds, decided he self-identified as a “bear.”

By |January 12th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Economy|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Bullish

Do It Right the First Time

When Purrrfect heard the Crystal Gayle song, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” she wondered, “Why not just do it right the first time, like I did . . .”

By |January 11th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Musicians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Do It Right the First Time

Horse Fly

Jamal Khan (pictured) had been having a great time at the party and barn dance; strutting his stuff was his favorite activity. He just wished that stupid horse fly would quit biting him on the butt. . .

By |December 13th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: , |Comments Off on Horse Fly

Glows in the Dark

The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .

By |October 26th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Health, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Glows in the Dark

Mooooving Experience

When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .

By |October 25th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Food, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Mooooving Experience

Heard It Through the Grapevine

There was nothing Twyla hated more than gossip, but if she “Heard It Through The Grapevine,” somehow that was different.  Especially if she hummed the Marvin Gaye tune of the same name & ended with a reverent “Mmm…Mmm”…

By |October 10th, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Musicians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Heard It Through the Grapevine