New Contacts?
Kendra was pleased with the new half and half dye job and was now wondering about using a green contact for one eye to really set the package off . . .
Fish Dance Lessons
Seymour (bottom) had to admit it, the fish dancing lessons were not going well. His friends told him they couldn’t tell if he was doing the Tennessee Waltz, the Watusi, the Locomotion or the Swan Dance from Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake Ballet . . .
Heard it Through the Grapevine
Twyla Jean said there was nothing she hated more than gossip, but she rationalized that if she “Heard It Through The Grapevine,” somehow that was different. Especially if she hummed the Marvin Gaye tune of the same name and ended with a reverent “Mmm…Mmm”…
Cow Bling
Every spring during round-up, each cow is given a new red ear tag–cow bling. The lower the number, the higher the cow’s status. Sue was given number 14– not bad out of 310 . . .
Better Reception
Justine’s son, an electronics and communications major at Texas A&M, told her if she wrapped her horns with aluminum foil, she could get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, even Hannity. Sadly, he didn’t think she could get any Seinfeld or Jay Leno reruns . . .
Herd Mentality
The girls had made the trip all the way from Bangalore just to see the last David Letterman show only to find out the travel agency had not gotten tickets for them. Now they were being herded like cattle to low rent, third rate tourist attractions no one wanted to see. The herd wasn’t being heard . . .