No Help
After hearing all three acrimonious debates, Lester still couldn’t figure out which candidate was going to do anything for cows except milk them or eat them . . .
Difference of Opinion
Although good friends for many years, Tammy Sue (bottom) and Howard (top) did not see eye to eye on everything; in fact, they sometimes had entirely opposing views.
No Cows in Space
Carmen was simply stunned–she had been rejected as the first cow to travel in space–in fact there were no plans for any cows in space–bovine discrimination . . .?
Head-icure
When asked “Manicure or pedicure?” Lindsay said she thought a head-icure would be more fitting; no distracting gold or silver sparkly things, thank you . . .”
The Catbird Seat
Lucy had heard people speak about sitting in “The catbird seat;” they made it sound intriguing, something to be longed for, but she had to wonder, what is a Catbird seat . . .?
A Question of Style
The girls–all natural blondes–had elected to go with the straight hair style of the 1960’s era folk singers–like Mary Travers of Peter, Paul, and Mary or Joan Baez–but now, as the performance drew near, they wondered if they shouldn’t have added a little curl or color. But then, Lady Gaga pulled it off with the straight blonde (white?) look, didn’t she?