A selection of Bugs
Wing Damage
Howard’s Windstorm insurance adjuster said that sadly, his windstorm policy didn’t cover wing damage, he should have gotten a wing damage rider . . .
Prayers and Preyers
The health experts began to realize that with all the post-storm standing water, to avoid West Nile Virus and Zika, they would need both prayers and (predators) preyers . . .
New Band
While dining, Jose had a brainstorm for his new band’s name: The Purple Pollen Eaters . . .
Not a Socialist
Jeanie, thinking she had been called not a social butterfly, but a Socialist Butterfly, was quick to say she was no Socialist–not even a Democrat–but a Libertarian . . .
Stinking Paparazzi
In spite of getting hammered with “Fake News” on a daily basis, the president was determined not to lose dignity by referring to them as “The Stinking Paparazzi . . .”
Yellow Fever
Janis was trying to launch her new Band “Yellow Fever” doing Dixieland, Techno, & Born Again Rock. She already had one of the Bees from the Bee Gee’s on board . . .