A selection of Bugs
Speed Dating
To Kevin (the little guy on top), the speed dating concept had merit; he could meet a lot of cool chicks and have a good excuse–after all, it was speed dating–to move on if he met a girl he didn’t get on with. The problems started when only Susan, his current girlfriend, showed up for the event, and nothing about Susan came anywhere near speed . . . . David, Sf.G
Caught in the Act
Graduation from the prestigious ballet school was less than a month away; both Giovanni and Greta would be the top of their class, and had been courted by the top ballet groups in the world. And then it happened, just when they thought that no one was there, in walked the maestro and caught them doing the tango–hardly a ballet routine. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Choices
Linda Lou was in a quandary. Should she get nectar from the pink or the white things on this flower? She liked to imagine that the pinks were strawberry and the whites French Vanilla, but where was the chocolate? . . . . . David, Sf.G.
I’m Buried
Edith had been invited by the girls at the office to join them for a drink one afternoon, but she was trying to complete the inventory audit and told them, “Sorry, I’m buried.” . . . . David, Sf.G.
Mythbusters Bee Special
The Mythbusters had done a program where bees were supposed to lift a honey-coated laptop, but the bees didn’t get it done–myth busted. Henry felt guilty; he had been one of the bees hired to do the job, but he’d been sidetracked by the delicious blackberry flowers and just lost track of time; maybe if he’d been there. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Dietary Restrictions
When Mayor Bloomberg of New York imposed a limit of 16 ounces for sugary soft drinks, Lucy wondered if she should change her plans to visit; she needed a high sugar diet, and it’s not as if New York had flowers just growing everywhere . . . . David, Sf.G.